Eating is fun v.02
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Sentuh dan pergi
...
Kau nak tahu bagaimana pertengkaran itu bermula?
Pagi. Si lelaki memandu ke tempat kerja. Sampai di tol, menuju ke laluan TnG.
Tet!
Kemudian. Palang tak terangkat. Di skrin. Baki kurang.
Kemudian, terkedek-kedek datang gadis tol yang cantik manis. Tapi mulutnya semacam puaka.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BIIIIIIIII," lelaki menjerit. Memang sepanjang itulah harakatnya. Dari dalam kereta. Bila sudah melepasi palang.
Kereta dimatikan. Buka dompet. Wang kurang daripada RM20.
Nak top-up kejadah apa!
Lelaki keluar dari kereta. Melihat jam. Pasti lewat lagi sampai ke pejabat.
"Tak boleh bagi tiket ke?" Lelaki. Separuh menengking. Dengan muka yang bengis.
Gadis tol, terkedek-kedek berlari ke pondok sebelah.
Lelaki lihat jam. Setengah minit, seminit, seminit setengah...
"Minta maaf ya, bang," Gadis tol. Menghulurkan tiket.
Tiket dicapai. Masuk kereta. Hidup. Memecut ke Bangsar.
Semasa memecut, capai handphone. Tet tet tet!
"Baguslah awak, TnG dah habis pun tak nak bagitau. Nyusahkan orang betul!"
Hantar.
Beberapa minit kemudian. Terima.
"Padan muka. Siapa suruh tak tanya! Salah sendiri nak salahkan orang."
Tet tet tet!
"Nak kena tanya dulu ke? Dah awak yang pakai kereta, bila TnG habis bagitaulah. Tidaklah nyusahkan orang."
Hantar.
Terima. Hantar. Terima. Hantar.
Dari cerita sekecil habis baki TnG, hinggalah kisah anak.
Lelaki sudah menduga akan bertengkar. Cuma menunggu masa dan ketika. Semalam, bau belerang sudah berlegar di udara. Dan pagi ini, dia tidak perlu menunggu lebih lama. TnG adalah picunya.
Dan gunung berapi itupun meletuplah. Sekonyong-konyongnya. Dan berbogellah alam semesta.
Terima kasih TnG. Dan juga mulut puaka yang cantik jelita.
* Kisah ini hanya fiksyen. Hah!
Kau nak tahu bagaimana pertengkaran itu bermula?
Pagi. Si lelaki memandu ke tempat kerja. Sampai di tol, menuju ke laluan TnG.
Tet!
Kemudian. Palang tak terangkat. Di skrin. Baki kurang.
Kemudian, terkedek-kedek datang gadis tol yang cantik manis. Tapi mulutnya semacam puaka.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BIIIIIIIII," lelaki menjerit. Memang sepanjang itulah harakatnya. Dari dalam kereta. Bila sudah melepasi palang.
Kereta dimatikan. Buka dompet. Wang kurang daripada RM20.
Nak top-up kejadah apa!
Lelaki keluar dari kereta. Melihat jam. Pasti lewat lagi sampai ke pejabat.
"Tak boleh bagi tiket ke?" Lelaki. Separuh menengking. Dengan muka yang bengis.
Gadis tol, terkedek-kedek berlari ke pondok sebelah.
Lelaki lihat jam. Setengah minit, seminit, seminit setengah...
"Minta maaf ya, bang," Gadis tol. Menghulurkan tiket.
Tiket dicapai. Masuk kereta. Hidup. Memecut ke Bangsar.
Semasa memecut, capai handphone. Tet tet tet!
"Baguslah awak, TnG dah habis pun tak nak bagitau. Nyusahkan orang betul!"
Hantar.
Beberapa minit kemudian. Terima.
"Padan muka. Siapa suruh tak tanya! Salah sendiri nak salahkan orang."
Tet tet tet!
"Nak kena tanya dulu ke? Dah awak yang pakai kereta, bila TnG habis bagitaulah. Tidaklah nyusahkan orang."
Hantar.
Terima. Hantar. Terima. Hantar.
Dari cerita sekecil habis baki TnG, hinggalah kisah anak.
Lelaki sudah menduga akan bertengkar. Cuma menunggu masa dan ketika. Semalam, bau belerang sudah berlegar di udara. Dan pagi ini, dia tidak perlu menunggu lebih lama. TnG adalah picunya.
Dan gunung berapi itupun meletuplah. Sekonyong-konyongnya. Dan berbogellah alam semesta.
Terima kasih TnG. Dan juga mulut puaka yang cantik jelita.
* Kisah ini hanya fiksyen. Hah!
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Betul
...
Apa saja yang kau dengar dari mulut mereka memang betul. Aku takkan menafikannya. Ya, apa saja.
Apa saja yang kau dengar dari mulut mereka memang betul. Aku takkan menafikannya. Ya, apa saja.
Monday, November 14, 2005
JB, tunggu aku datang!
...
Sepatutnya sudah bertolak ke JB. Tapi masih tersangkut lagi di office. Masih ada beberapa RFQ yang belum disiapkan.
Dian dah keletihan. Merengek-rengek menahan kantuk. Hingga tertidur di sofa.
Entah pukul berapa nak sampai JB?!
Janji nak makan tengahari bersama Tok Rimau. Nanti. Tapi tengoklah dulu, kalau tiba-tiba ada perubahan.
Sepatutnya sudah bertolak ke JB. Tapi masih tersangkut lagi di office. Masih ada beberapa RFQ yang belum disiapkan.
Dian dah keletihan. Merengek-rengek menahan kantuk. Hingga tertidur di sofa.
Entah pukul berapa nak sampai JB?!Janji nak makan tengahari bersama Tok Rimau. Nanti. Tapi tengoklah dulu, kalau tiba-tiba ada perubahan.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Get to know me. Better.
...
Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.
The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
Your views on education:
Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.
The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.
How do you view success:
Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.
What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.
Who is your true self:
You like privacy very much because you enjoy spending time with your own thoughts. You like to disappear when you cannot find solutions to your own problems, but you would feel better if you learned to share your thoughts with a person you trust.
How well do you get along with others?
You can make friends with anyone and are always interested in what people have to say, but you can also spend time alone quite happily and without getting bored. You don't overreact to things around you, and people consider you to be a bit of a cool cucumber.
*Berdasarkan ujian yang diambil di sini dan sini
Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.
The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
Your views on education:
Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.
The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.
How do you view success:
Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.
What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.
Who is your true self:
You like privacy very much because you enjoy spending time with your own thoughts. You like to disappear when you cannot find solutions to your own problems, but you would feel better if you learned to share your thoughts with a person you trust.
How well do you get along with others?
You can make friends with anyone and are always interested in what people have to say, but you can also spend time alone quite happily and without getting bored. You don't overreact to things around you, and people consider you to be a bit of a cool cucumber.
*Berdasarkan ujian yang diambil di sini dan sini
Universiti Kedua
Dulu. Aku pernah bercita-cita nak habiskan masa di penjara.
Sebelum hidup bekeluarga. Dulu. Semasa asyik dihempap masalah-masalah yang seberat balak. Aku nak duduk di penjara. Dan buat apa yang aku suka.
Membaca. Berfikir. Atau menulis, kalau sudah bosan membaca.
Tapi sebab susah sangat nak memilih kesalahan apa yang nak dibuat, aku abaikan saja cita-cita aku.
Aku bukan reformis. Bukan pemberontak jalanan. Aku tak layak jadi tahanan politik.
Kalau merogol lagi parah. Aku takut lubang belakang aku dirodok banduan lain dengan batang. Penyapu. Dan mop. Adeh!! Tak sanggup...
Kalau membunuh. Siapa yang aku nak bunuh? Lipas? Cicak? Kucing? Sebab apa?
Nak mencuri atau merompak, aku takut tak sempat sampai penjara. Mungkin aku sudah dibedal sampai mati. Atau ditembak sebaik saja keluar dari bank dengan hasil rompakan.
Mengedar dadah? Mungkin kena gantung. Sehabis bicara.
Menipu? Pecah amanah? Rasuah? Aku terlalu baik untuk kesalahan seperti ini.
Aku nak masuk penjara untuk masa yang panjang. Dan kemudian. Boleh keluar semula untuk bercerita tentang pahit maung hidup dalam penjara. Apa yang aku sudah belajar di Universiti Kedua.
Dulu.
Monday, November 07, 2005
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